Bitch got salami slapped…
•November 18, 2008 • 1 CommentMan nabbed after hitting girlfriend with sandwich
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Wow… What more can you say to that one? Usually men just get mad and beat their girlfriends or wives. This man wasted a perfectly good sandwich on her. What man would do that? Think of the circumstances:
- Bitch wouldn’t shut the hell up. Words don’t do the justice so you hit her with the closest thing to you, in this case, the hoagie he is eating.
- Wrong sandwich. Maybe he wanted an italian hoagie and got a meatball hoagie instead.
- Didn’t want it toasted. Think about it. I think this one is the most plausible one. Toasting the hoagie makes it crunchy and crumbs get everywhere and I personally am not a fan of it. I prefer bread to be soft and chewable, especially if I don’t have access to a drink. Man gets unwanted toasted sub. Man gets angry. Man strikes Woman with said toasted sub. Man tells Woman that said sub wouldn’t have hurt as bad if it wasn’t toasted.
Other ideas? Let’s hear them.
Concert Watch
•November 17, 2008 • Leave a CommentThis Saturday, November 22, Hawthorne Heights is returning to Pittsburgh for their second concert in Pittsburgh since the passing of guitarist Casey Calvert. While their music is definitely different sounding, they refuse to get a “replacement guitarist” for him because they refuse to “replace” his memory. They are playing with Emery, The Color Fred, The Mile After, and Tickle Me Pink. Other than Emery, I haven’t listened to any of the other bands playing. I have been a big fan of Emery for quite a few years now, especially their song “Studying Politics.” The concert is at The Rex Theatre in the South Side of Pittsburgh, PA and costs $21 dollars.
Screw Going Green, We Go Blue!!!
•November 15, 2008 • Leave a CommentThe Pens are wearing their third jerseys for the first time this year tonight against Buffalo and I can’t be much more excited. I was a fan of these since the day I saw them for the Winter Classic last year and said then and there that we should incorporate these into our yearly uniforms. The design is supposedly the exact same as the ones from the Winter Classic but I feel that the black borders are a little thicker, standing out a little more.
